• I think I like spring mountain foliage better than fall mountain foliage.

  • Weekend at Bernie’s, 1989 — ★★½.  How in the world does this movie take an entire 33 minutes before it gets around to killing Bernie??

  • This is probably the most egregious doublethink example I’ve seen from the governor yet:

    “Governor Glenn Youngkin Signs Executive Order Recognizing the Value of Recycling and Waste Reduction”

    <two sentences later>

    “The Executive Order repeals Governor Northam’s Executive Order #77, removing the burdensome restriction on single-use plastic at state agencies, colleges and universities. "

  • Unintentional poem from the Wikipedia entry on sweetgums:

    The long-persisting fallen spiked fruits can be unpleasant to walk on;

    Sweet gum is banned in some places for this reason.

    In abundance, they can leave a lawn lumpy.

  • I woke up this morning and someone had put a six-foot metal wine rack shaped like a fish in my front yard?

  • Train to Busan, 2016 — ★★★★.  I’m working to expose my son to the full breadth of the zombie canon.

  • Top Gun, 1986 — ★★★½.  🏐

  • Master, 2022 — ★★★½.  A little too much of everything and not enough of anything. Lots of great horrible/creepy stuff in the first couple acts, though.

  • I think we should just combine all the prepositions into a single megapreposition.

  • 3 Men and a Baby, 1987 — ★★★.  Driving this baby around in all these cars without a car seat is, like, 1000x more dangerous than any of the drug dealer hijinks.

  • Spaceballs, 1987 — ★★★½.  Took me four seconds, but I did eventually laugh at the Kafka joke.

  • Turning Red, 2022 — ★★★½.  I felt less like dying than I normally do during a Pixar movie.

  • Freaky Friday, 2003 — ★★½.  2.5 stars just for the Andrew W.K. song.

  • Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    One of the best fever dreams I’ve ever had. 📚

  • Bare feet are the single-speed of walking.

  • Best moment in a while: Lady at a bus stop shouted “Ride it, honey!” as I biked past.

  • Virginia’s independent cities: Screwing up dropdown lists since 1871.

  • Youbelonghere (in the median testing out the low-light capabilities of the new iPhone’s 📸).

  • We definitely should put a bike runnel on the floodwall stairs. Where else?

  • This tree looks like Cthulhu. 🐙

  • Do you ever really break in a saddle or does the saddle break in you?? 🚲

  • Hell or High Water, 2016 — ★★★★. Sometime you gotta drink your own milkshake.

  • Every NextDoor preview email is a creative writing prompt in disguise.

  • Gravity, 2013 — ★★★★. I could watch space stations quietly disintegrate in the background for hours (and did!).

  • Antlers, 2021 — ★★½.  It’s OK to make a movie that’s just about a rad antler monster! We’ve got plenty of other movies about dad stuff.

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